Initial Crime Offering
No promises. No roadmap. No utility. Just a tribute to the chaos of crypto’s past.
Ticker
$ICO
Current Price
$0.00000100
Market Cap
$0
Liquidity
$0.00
Fun Fact: Our liquidity is lower than a McDonald's Happy Meal! 🍟 But hey, at least the Happy Meal comes With a toy!
Why Buy $ICO? (Spoiler: You Shouldn't)
Unlike other cryptos that might accidentally make you money, We guarantee you'll lose everything! No false hope here!
We're upfront! No hidden agendas, no fake promises. Just pure vibes!
Be part of an exclusive community of people who knowingly threw money away! Misery loves company!
Collects Your Money
We're good at this part! World-class money collection technology.
Makes It Disappear
Like magic, but worse! Your money vanishes faster than your ex's promises.
Provides Entertainment
Watch other people lose money too! It's like Netflix but more expensive.
Q4 2025: Scan more ICOs
Why stop at one? We're planning ICO 2.0, ICO 3.0, and ICO: The Revenge!
Q1 2026: NFT Collection
Introducing "Rugged Dreams" - NFTs of all the projects that are dead! Collect them all!
Q2 2026: Metaverse Casino
Lose money in virtual reality! Because regular reality wasn't depressing enough!
Q3 2025: Disappear
The grand finale! We'll vanish like a fart in the wind, Leaving only memes behind!